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Be better than best, greater than great,
more awesomer than awesome... be
Strawsome! With your whip smelling like
you just drag raced through a strawberry
field with your newly acquired pet Jaguar
sitting shotgun, achieving Strawsome
status shouldn’t be to difficult for ya.
* Disclaimer: Do not drag race through a
Strawberry field or own a pet Jaguar.